★ KANYE WEST HATES WHITE PEOPLE ★

Hey Internet, guess what's new at the store. I'll give you a hint:

I'M GONNA LET YOU FINISH....... BUT BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!

Also this, and this.

★ I "just friends" NJ Merch at the Store! ★

This was a tee I have done a few short runs of over the past few years, now available to everyone at the Store.

"You like New Jersey, you really do. But you're not, you know "in like" with New Jersey. New Jersey is just kind of like an older brother to you. I mean, you'll be friends forever, but, you know, just friends..."

This goes out to both everyone who's been stuck as a "just friend" and everyone from Jersey who's stuck in the shadow of New York.

★ Somali Pirate Shirts & Poster ★

So its official, with all the media attention, blog buzz, and even the last episode of South Park, Somali Pirates are the New Black. And to celebrate, a new tee is available in the shop, and a free poster download after the jump...



Just click the image and save it.

★ Nick Fury Was Right Tee! ★

Yeah, I made a tee based on the Nick Fury Was Right Stencil featured in an earlier post. Buy it, and then tell your friends to buy it.

★ WE DATE CHEERLEADERS Band Merch at the Store ★

A few friends of mine started a band called WE DATE CHEERLEADERS and had me do their designs. We now have the new tees, hoodies, and pins available at the Secret Underground Store.